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Humour is the first sign of intelligence not imaturity.*quotes*
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| 411: | Belleville, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 27 single | | | Seeks: | women for date&friend | | | Last On: | Jan-6-09 12:09 AM | |
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| INTERNET FIGHTING IS ALOT LIKE SPECIAL OLYMPICS EVEN IF YOU WIN YOUR STILL RETARDED!!!!
A prayer for all:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be to short to scratch.
AMEN
Statistics: 6'2, dark skin, green eyes, "REALLY SKINNY" kinda fit and proud I worked hard for that pic lol. Enjoy working out,snowboarding and things that rhyme with orange. Oh and face it if your bored your BORING! get a hobby and if you laugh at least once give your self a drink on me *cheers*
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| A girl with freakin' lazers attached to her head!!! seriously though, independant has to be the first quality I look for.
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Don't care fun is fun
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Endangered African Zooloo People
Comfortable places to pass-out!
Movies starting with the letter "H"?
Snowboarding while Hunting Platapus |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Waking up with your head sewn to the carpet
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Congressional Medal Of Honor? |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Standing buck-naked with nothing on but a thong made of bungee cords. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Couch???? |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Volunteer, (say that three times fast)lol |
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PERSONALITY |
| Joker, Lusty, Wild, Porch Monkey,Stuck Crayon in Nose |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Cat Woman |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| AHHHHHHHHHHHH! nothing gets chocolate out! |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Stick your head up your ass & swallow 3 times |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Special Effects movies |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Anything and everything |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 20 Aries | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Apr-19-04 1:06 AM | |
| | Roots: | Unknown | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Voluptuous | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Casual Smoker | | | Ganja: | Nicely Baked | |
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